New Added Revised Driving Rules of the US

New Added Revised Driving Rules of the US

Greetings there, long time drivers. Or should I say new drivers? Haha. The Government of Traffic would like to thank you for buying your required new manual for Traffic Laws in the US. You have fulfilled your civic duty by reading the revised rules and also guaranteed safety on the road at the same time. Let us begin, shall we?

1. Intersections
- 1 car may go at a time in a particular order at each intersection. this makes the work destination time equal for all drivers on the road: 3 hours. if you disagree, do not sleep.
- for passing without waiting your turn; hefty fine.
- vehicles carrying trailers must leave their trailers behind, pass the intersection, and return to grab their trailer to pass with it again (without going in reverse). a hefty fine for going back and also a hefty fine for still passing through with more than one moving object.
- bus drivers will have to cut their vehicles in 3rd or quarters before continuing to pass once, then returning to grab their remains one at a time. a fine for both returning and passing the intersection still with more than 1 moving object (multiplied by the amount of objects) for every time this occurs. if it occurs for longer than 10 minutes, the bus driver is shot. and left with more fines.
- do not collect 200 dollars for passing go.
- motor cycles have to pass the intersection 3 times without going back.
- bikes can only ride on top of cars. falling off results in a light prison sentence.
- trucks cannot carry people through intersections. hefty fine for anyone being in the bed, driver's seat, or passenger seat.
- no car containing more than 3 passengers can leave the intersection.
- a 4-way wall appears in the intersection every afternoon from 3pm to next day at 2:50 pm.

2. The "Left Turn" Signal
- if turning left, signal left.
- if turning right, signal left.
- if going straight, signal left.
- if making a u-turn, you must turn off your lights and reverse your mirrors. no signaling.
- k-turns are now done in reverse.
- for the entire month of July, there will be no left signaling. the signal will be replaced by holding a rabbit outside the window. traffic is determined by the mood of each rabbit.

3. Stop Light Color Meanings
- green still means go.
- red also means go.
- yellow means signal left.
- the blue light now means "to pass."
- when signaling left on red, make sure to pass on blue until the car adjacent to you signals right.
- if a car signals right, the shotgun out of the stop light will lower.
- the left turn signal is French for pedestrians to walk.

4. Traffic Violation Vigilance
- in times of traffic violations, police wont always be able to stop them. be vigilant. if you see a violation, wreck your car into that car. joint efforts of doing this are welcomed.
- for not being vigilant, you become financially responsible for every 5 accidents a day.

5. Big Trucks
- small cars aren't allowed to stay stranded behind big trucks. they are meant to be driven into as carriers.
- as often as possible, big truck drivers are advised to go on break from driving and block the interstate sideways.
- all big trucks will be up-sized to the double-lane monster extension model.
- from now on, it is only legal for big trucks to contain either nothing or leaking hazmat.
- big trucks have a license to park onto other buildings. specifically roofs.

6. Motorcycles
- when not riding, park motorcycle upside-down to indicate it is a motorcycle and not a car.
- park with your lights on. or you will be jailed.
- hefty fines for riding motorcycles in the day time. as it is not as cool.
- hefty fines for riding motorcycles around town or short distances.
- if the motorcycle is your primary vehicle, you may only fill up the tank every 2 months. if you exceed this limitation, you go to prison for 30 years.

7. Minor Offenses
- There are none. Happy driving!